Thursday, June 10, 2004
detroit
it's 56-42 with 6 minutes left in the third the pistons can play this game kobe gonna score. chauncy billups needs to run the offense and not try to be kobe bryant. ben wallace is a successful rebounder. 58-44. i've written a lot about how in baseball the important let's say the playoff skills kobe is a bitch are contact and speed well there is an analogue in biskitball it's defense and shooting.
"i think after the championships phil jackson's gonna quit and kobe's gonna go to jail."
"it's what i like to call the least expected ending."
caesar is funny and so are all the things people are writing from around the world if you compare the nba to life and death and say the nba is better then they will approve of your statement and put it on tv. 60-44.
detroit is playing slowdown and that's cool but what they need to do is run the offense while they slow it down. fisher for 3 60-47. 13 points in the third quarter is not enough.
what a great story rasheed wallace dogged all year by the likes of bill moron walton there's his ugly son and now he's in the finals. fuck the rapist it's the wallace brothers. i'm not sayin kobe did it because i don't care. kobe gonna score. luke. 60-49.
rip hamilton! 62-49 and 1! 63.
"kobe's a fuckin ho."
63-51 end of the third.
coca cola or should i say kekou kele knows how to sell kids sugar their commercials are in english. we're here in kunming staying with matt flynn matt's the best and so is his roommate john who is very happy about arsenal's undefeated season. the cat maomao is asleep on my lap in a blanket divot she just got up.
americans love sports with rules we are fascinated by discipline and punishment laws and stoppage of play fuck that shit soccer is a much better sport but i'm not a soccer fan i love baseball. some of you know this.
corliss on the line. one. two. fisher has the ball.
jeremy's on the phone it's very important caesar wakes up the brit. he wants to talk to efe i don't know how to spell his name he's nigerian he told me where the toilet was last night at the speakeasy where we had good times actually it's a depressing hole but the hairy one should tell that story.
the lakers have 51 points with 10:15 left in the game. nice kickout nice three. rip! fast break this ain't even funny it's 70-51.
"the pistons are takin the lakers apart" says the killer of men and usurper of wives cleaner of the sewers man of the people.
three times they offered the crown three times! he said no.
72-52 8:32.
"it would be something special if the lakers could pull their heads out of their asses and pull within ten." speaking of pulling the chinese word for diarrhea is pulled stomach la duzi and we ain't got it day 9 we ain't got it. that's a record. they cleaned this country up since we been here there's all these commercials about microbes and washing your hands and washing the fish guts off the cutting board before you slice the fruit and it's working. hong kong had public service posters about dengue fever.
tom from belgium says if the pistons keep playing like this not even the original dream team can beat them not anymore those mutherfuckers are old.
kobe's got 9 points.
72-54 8:01 73. 74.
it's interesting the pistons feel it's more important to double kobe than shaq although they double shaq too with the wallace brothers but ben wallace can d-up that giant i just called him aristotle but i had to go back and erase it because that is an unconscionable insult. 74-57 7:27. shaq missed two.
rip! 77-59 6:46.
ben wallace just took the ball out of shaq's hands just took it out but his force carried him out of bounds still. impressive.
phil is not happy.
rasheed on the line.
"this is hilarious we're in kunming and we're watching the nba finals."
"if we could get baseball in china this would be the perfect place."
rasheed hit one it's 78-59.
this is the year people start payin attention to ben wallace. i said that and then he dunked it with authority.
this game is sloppy. 80-62 3:38.
84-64 2:50. this is illegal. i'm going home.
"i think after the championships phil jackson's gonna quit and kobe's gonna go to jail."
"it's what i like to call the least expected ending."
caesar is funny and so are all the things people are writing from around the world if you compare the nba to life and death and say the nba is better then they will approve of your statement and put it on tv. 60-44.
detroit is playing slowdown and that's cool but what they need to do is run the offense while they slow it down. fisher for 3 60-47. 13 points in the third quarter is not enough.
what a great story rasheed wallace dogged all year by the likes of bill moron walton there's his ugly son and now he's in the finals. fuck the rapist it's the wallace brothers. i'm not sayin kobe did it because i don't care. kobe gonna score. luke. 60-49.
rip hamilton! 62-49 and 1! 63.
"kobe's a fuckin ho."
63-51 end of the third.
coca cola or should i say kekou kele knows how to sell kids sugar their commercials are in english. we're here in kunming staying with matt flynn matt's the best and so is his roommate john who is very happy about arsenal's undefeated season. the cat maomao is asleep on my lap in a blanket divot she just got up.
americans love sports with rules we are fascinated by discipline and punishment laws and stoppage of play fuck that shit soccer is a much better sport but i'm not a soccer fan i love baseball. some of you know this.
corliss on the line. one. two. fisher has the ball.
jeremy's on the phone it's very important caesar wakes up the brit. he wants to talk to efe i don't know how to spell his name he's nigerian he told me where the toilet was last night at the speakeasy where we had good times actually it's a depressing hole but the hairy one should tell that story.
the lakers have 51 points with 10:15 left in the game. nice kickout nice three. rip! fast break this ain't even funny it's 70-51.
"the pistons are takin the lakers apart" says the killer of men and usurper of wives cleaner of the sewers man of the people.
three times they offered the crown three times! he said no.
72-52 8:32.
"it would be something special if the lakers could pull their heads out of their asses and pull within ten." speaking of pulling the chinese word for diarrhea is pulled stomach la duzi and we ain't got it day 9 we ain't got it. that's a record. they cleaned this country up since we been here there's all these commercials about microbes and washing your hands and washing the fish guts off the cutting board before you slice the fruit and it's working. hong kong had public service posters about dengue fever.
tom from belgium says if the pistons keep playing like this not even the original dream team can beat them not anymore those mutherfuckers are old.
kobe's got 9 points.
72-54 8:01 73. 74.
it's interesting the pistons feel it's more important to double kobe than shaq although they double shaq too with the wallace brothers but ben wallace can d-up that giant i just called him aristotle but i had to go back and erase it because that is an unconscionable insult. 74-57 7:27. shaq missed two.
rip! 77-59 6:46.
ben wallace just took the ball out of shaq's hands just took it out but his force carried him out of bounds still. impressive.
phil is not happy.
rasheed on the line.
"this is hilarious we're in kunming and we're watching the nba finals."
"if we could get baseball in china this would be the perfect place."
rasheed hit one it's 78-59.
this is the year people start payin attention to ben wallace. i said that and then he dunked it with authority.
this game is sloppy. 80-62 3:38.
84-64 2:50. this is illegal. i'm going home.
